I dont get it... ⊙△⊙

the moment when you understand what the're saying

was not expecting that xD

Brb ima go try dis way

Dear Youtube,
I have no idea what Super Bowl is and I dont want to know
sincerely,
someone who just wants to find a hot male mochi

WHAT THE FK

he likes to wank?

and i still get the ugly jeans :(

pretty sure our drop bears beat the sh*t out of those newcomer sharks the other day

DUUUUDE IM EATING
NOT COOL

cool until all the creepy crawlies clime up on you

My parents are liek 'nonono you MUST become a doctor'
but then i want a job that is adventurous or something that gives you a thrill, not a job to be stuck in a office 24/7 ;-;

cat: d00d im getting yah out of this prison
anything for my homie

me when im on my time of the month

is it just me or that baby is like "i know you want me"