Bbbbut-
"No buts sir. This is a carzone only"
But i'm in a car-
......
.....
.....get out.

Gotta save them pizza dude

So...puking, being tortured, wife choking me and waking up naked???

Teacher: Did you copy and paste the 20page essay on grilled cheese from wikipedia??
Me: uh....*sweats*

Australia dude. I wouldnt get snow here even if i killed a baby and offered it to the god of kangaroos

omg the cost tho...

School has 6 letters
number 6 has 3 letters
a triangle has 3 sides
you know what else has 3 sides? The illuminati
Illuminati has 10 letters
letters sound like lettuce
lettuce is vegetables
a hospital has vegetables
hospitals are for patients
Mental hospital also has patients
you know what that means?
School is a place for mental patients

There is a full story behind each pic. brb lemme find it

sir you must draw a flowe- NO

is she farting in her bath?

I usually look at the food first then look at the price.

where is this from?

... b-b-but my name is alice

Chicks touch themselves thinking about you..
thats nice to know... except im a girl

Coincidence? I think not

*gasp* I remember this. I must once again go on the hunt for my senpai

*Looks at the woman's boobs*
*looks at my nonexistent ones*