God how i miss MadTV.. :(

This post deserves an award

That's a good way to put it..

wtf.

All my passwords are the same... Which isn't good, but atleast i remember them

I hate when my pup is running towards me with the ball and i reach my arm out and she just swerves me and turns right... Like thanks for playing me Bailey

He looks like he's singing in a music video

Can you imagine how many people you think about killing themselves on a daily basis...? I was one of those people, asking people what would they do without me because my existence doesn't really matter, until i started back to my Cannabis.. Don't judge me yet... I started back because this is what calms me the most and let's me actually think about things in a clearer view (crazy, right?) And i started thinking about how the ones who love me would feel and how i would feel if they committed suicide... Instead of my thoughts racing they were slowed and i actually thought them through.. I'm not trying to influence anybody to start smoking cannabis I'm just saying, find something (safe) that calms you greatly and actually think before you do..

I. Want. One.

Looks like the baby clam from Spongebob

I want a wild animal pet... That won't eat me

I Need to try this "eyebrows on dogs" thing... For science of course.

Daisy is a lucky girl..

I squinted my eyes and turned the phone sideways to be safe.. I don't need another horrid image of that in my head again