How to turn a snowman into Jabba the Hutt

How do you get so many ninjas in the same place?

What do you mean? The coolness and awesomeness just radiates off this gif.

They remind me of sonic screwdrivers.

Try and pick one up without out clicking it. I dare you.

Confession time: I have never had a churro...

My little brother (9) was making putty figures and cutting their heads off. He said he was sacrificing them...

I swear that Dan will take over Funsubstance...

Shrek is love
Shrek is life

My favourite part of the video was:
Tyler: "choking hazard."
Connor: "that's your type of hazard."

CON THE BOMB! HE HAS BEEN SUMMONED

There are three of those in different sizes in Crown Hotel in Melbourne

Or when you are walking and become aware of people watching and you suddenly forget how to walk normally.

Daniel, What are you doing on funsubstance?

I'm just sitting here wondering where she got googly eyes that big.

Yeah, great idea. Just leave the children to die in a hole.

Scary Maze worthy

Pfft, I'm totally not one of those people...
*starts sweating*
Stop looking at me!
*runs to exit*
*runs into door*

Haha, I wouldn't even be standing.

Rick Riordan should not have been allowed to end blood of Olympus like that.

Damn, what a big ass.