How could you?! Give it back and let it be happy!

The cats are evolving. They will soon rule over us yet again.

God: It's okay just shimmy and give em the ol' razzle dazzle

There's white people then there's actual ghost, ed sheeran

The next big victoria secret model

Someone was bitter while writing this article

Hah! Your insults are nothing compared to my self deprecating nature!

I'm placing my bets on world domination

I mean, look at that face. Does that look like the face of someone who would lie to you?

*loud footsteps*
*america bursts through the wall*
foUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO

That's why I'll never understand those rich bratty kids who will chuck tantrums over their parents buying them "the wrong iPhone"

Well why don't we just put some of the MILLIONS OF SPIDERS WE HAVE IN AUSTRALIA OVER THERE

yeah one definitely isn't like the other... I mean, who has time to home make their own face masks???

By my expert calculations the answer is: whoever threw that octopus is a nutcase

At first I didn't look at the photo properly and I thought the baby was fusing with the crib leg

Finally someone who I can relate too!

Everything about you is perfect, as long as you just BEE yourself

It looks like some terrifying centipede

Well what else are you supPOOsed to do?

I mean, you can't blame the man for punching the wall when Donald Trump exists

That's not spray paint, that man is opening a worm hole

I'd name mine conditioner and just shorten its name down to con

Geez Elijah, what a fake fan