Tell her she's doing a great job at collecting them!

"Well one of us is gonna have to change..."

Listening to My House by Flo Rida

Plus if you get these glasses you can appear emotionless and assert dominance through staring contests

I don't know feather I should be amazed at the talent or jealous that I can't do that

Still a better song than some that are on the radio

Man, Cars 3 looks great

You have been chosen by the secret civilisation of forest cats

Nine times? You've gotta be kitten me

bartender: *slides his own flexed arm across the table* it's rock hard, touch it if you want

I sea what you did there...

It's been 10 years since I first started watching this gif. My family has left me, my food supply is getting low and I haven't seen sunlight in years

Science teacher: Alright kids who's ready to get spooked the fuck up, amirite? *lights a jack-o-lantern on fire*

Sorry I TRIED to sacrifice you to satan, I promise it'll work next time

The only difference is that the one on the right is more iconic

*japanese intensifies*

This trend was only good if people took the piss out of it. No one wants to see your actual donger

My cat is actually a rescued pet. Someone left her and her family in a factory when she was a kitten

Puppies birds, the rarest kind of animal

It's like those cars they put in malls. Like, where did it come from and how did it get here?

Wood you mind cutting me a slice of that?