A seal pup

Just doing some morning yoga. Doing the pose called upward cat

What do we want?!
To be called a good boy!
When do we want it?!
Now!

Damn that guy's gonna need to go to the emergency room for that burn

Forgot that you're actually 14? Smh try again

If anyone tells you spite isn't an appropriate answer proceed to prove it is, out of spite

I don't like milk because when I was in kindergarten (preschool) I have a very distinct memory of drinking some while eating cheese at the same time only to choke and and have the milk come out of my nose

This pug is smoother than most people

Take notes boys, that's how you really pick up chicks

"I'm sitting on your food, what are you gonna do about it? You have to have a pizza me before you get it back."

Ahh yes, the time Clark stole my bra and got karma for it

Wendy's is gonna wipe out the competition, one roast at a time

Why do one of them when I CAN DO BOTH?

*waves hands around* oooo, magic, oooo

Shelly was destined to go ever since she drew on the walls with crayon

I guess the person was really STRUNG up on their emotions while making this

Timmy yes

That's so rice of him to do that

Now that you've given the aliens a taste of our food, they're gonna come back for more!

*looking back at old photos*
"Haha Shirley, remember when we showed up to Mike and Linda's wedding dressed as pork sandwiches? Good times."

I'd like to keep furries and gifs far away from each other, thanks

Peru is just recovering from a nuclear attack I'm sure they'll be fine

Nailed it