Or if your walking on the footpath and someone walks extremely fast past you. This isn't the Olympics Usain Bolt, calm down.

Livin' the pug life

That explaines why that manniquin I saw looked indenticall to my friend...

The Pug just wants to follow the white girl trend. He just needs some Starbucks now...

The nail was sick and tired of all the abuse...

Marco ain't f*cking messing around!

Godammit Sofa! Why did you have to break the perfectly good bin?!

Taylah not Tayla or Taylor.

Haha! Louise is always the innappropriate person.

The fourth wall has just been b*tch slapped.

Aw man. I'm not a Guinea Pig though.

Or that cat is a super evil demon with a really long neck. I'm gonna go with my option.

Lord Help me! I'm on the way to having throat cancer!

Cause Daaaaaaam..... You have big front teeth!

Aw, you should have made the lady at the end have 2 heads...

Caspar Lee's soup.
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Just kidding.

It's Nico Di Angelo's pocket watch.

Why I don't go to the gym: Internet, Food, Sleep, Procrastination.

I must be a pro at life then.

Pfft, what?! I don't do that to my crush. I don't know what you are talking about!

Guys, you could have this- ugh, or you could have my amazing balloon worm. We all know the obvious choice.

I would never ste- I mean, pfft. I don't steal. What are you talking about?
*sweats nervously*

Are you suggesting that every time I check my phone at night it says: Day one Greenie, rise and shine?