"So now that we have hugged, can I have your leg?"

Haha, I got dog- wait, what.

No, not the right angle.
*snaps birds next to the right*
That's better.

One love superwoman, that is a wrap and ZOOP!

*gives medal*
You tried.

Danisnotonfire, but he is still smoking hot.

Finally I'm good at something!

*eye of the tiger plays in background*

Blue ivy threatening the lives of the VMA crew.

Clearly that says eggplant. Can't you see.

How on earth is this making sense to me?

The person I love doesn't care if I stare at them...
.
Isn't that right, Nutella?

"I dare you to tell me off."
Meow that's cattitude!

I need a social life, do you have any of those?

Who has time for running when we have the internet?

If nothing makes sense, add cats.

Hedwig has returned! Alleluia!

Oh Netflix, you know me so well.

There's something kinky going on here...

"So now that I can see you, can I borrow your leg?"

Blue Pillow. I think I just wet myself...

"Just one more." I say as I shove more food in my mouth.

It's already got the white ugg boots.