Skate-zoned

And then you lost your innocence. That's if you still had any.

I wouldn't trust myself with this. I would probably spill lots of food on it and get it permenantly dirty.

*brofist*

Waiter: "I'm sorry, we will get you another." *picks up plate*
Me: "Wait. I want to keep the animal." *takes hare off plate* "You may go now."

Their hearts are just cold as... Ice.

Baby bears face just shows:
"Oh god. Not again."

Meow that's a tricky situation...

Like, they are literally trying to sink their own ship.

The epic saga of hats. Better than Twilight.

Your sh*t is the chosen one. Move aside Harry.

I don't know about that. I have been in a steady relationship for a few years now... With my bed.

iiSuperwomanii, aka The Unicorn in Disguise

Haha. You keep lying to yourself...

Finally, I can take my lover somewhere nice.
*carries laptop through tunnel of love*

He must of shared his secret with Thomas Brodie-Sangster

Raked the yard today...
Got told I wasn't allowed to take the yard again today...

I'm sorry, what were you saying? I couldn't hear you over the LIES!