Unless it's at a funeral home cause then you'd be well prepared

Will I ever be able to read "somebody once told me" without singing it like Allstar?

I'm just trying to die here can't I have a moment of peace?!

The jobs not truely done til the flamethrower is brought out

I can't believe they just publicly body shamed their own dog

Heth too advanthed for uth

He's just making LIGHT of the situation with some jokes

Imagine trying to walk on these while drunk

The bottom of the L is made up of the shrek movies

I don't think my blind ass is capable of that

Free him.

Would be a shame if someone came and... punched through it...

"A lil bit of both." *winks*

*places these on cop cars*
*gets arrested*

These vaccines are getting out of hand!

Work it Levi

And then the next model after that, MacBook Blank. No buttons, no possibility whatsoever, all the money.

At night I can also sleep to forget my problems to so not a hard choice really

It's always a good day to be gay (check those sick rhymes *finger guns*)

Me: I just don't understand why I'm so fidgety and nervous all the time
Anxiety: Surprise bitch

A true legend in our lives

In this case I am the BFF