bake him cookies! then eat them! right in front of his disgusting pig face!

i.. uh

*cries whilst taping Sherlock and John together.*

this one doesn't work as well as that granny down the road...

thats where my van went... damn. i mean, wait, what? thats not my meth van...

I was three years old when my mum was diagnosed with my brother. Every day the virus gets worse. I can only pray that some day she may be free of it. It affects the whole family. Life isn't the same. We're going to start a foundation soon...

This is Australias finest point in technology advancement. We have slaved for years to create the perfect sauce mechanism. One that gives you sauce without mess, but still allows you to get pissed when you can't get the last little bit of tomato sauce left in the container.

Obama: Putin why?
Putin: Ha, lol. I win Battleships bitch.
Obama: ....

Also tracksuit pants.

Mimes be running down to this side of town.

Cue all the Whovians.

so much need.