Well one time I ate too many Twinkies at the same time and my mouth kinda ripped open

A nice little dip in the pool never hurt anybody

*all of them

That must be been one fucking big ice cube

Lol kanye is just a big baby after all.

actually, many ceo's give themselves a really low wage so as to maximize company profits. mark zuckerberg gets one dollar annually.

Forever alone edition

The water doesn't seem to have enough mass or force to slam her forward that quickly.