This speaks to me on a spiritual level

I see what you did there :3

Beautiful *sheds a single tear*

My uncle caught one of these at the beach once when I was a kid... it scarred me..

Once, I asked my dad (who can't get anything right brand-wise by the way) to get me one 48 pack of Crayola crayons. Emphasis on CRAYOLA! He came home with 2 packs (24 count) of crayons. One was Crayola, and one was RoseArt. I almost punched a wall.

I can't believe the ending to the show tho. THE LAST EPISODE MADE ME DIE INSIDE

Guys, I do this all of the time.. Ik its lazy.. I thought of all people you would understand... I thought you would understand my laziness..... but I was wrong :'(

Me doing math..

Andrew Garfield/Spiderman

One sec, let me get my double cheeseburger.

I know an Alice.. and a John..

Hey, Does this smell like Chloroform to you?

Rotted Corpse.

I see what you did there..

if he grew up today, he would have been like. "imma tap dat"

The Belieber apocalypse... let it commense

That is strangely arousing...