Can you imagine picking up what you think is a chocolate candy but you chew on it and you are confronted with a blast of rainbow flavor instead

It'd be even better if the boy could get a new heart :(

Whoever is giving all of us negative votes for naming awesome bands: you suck.

It took me like two minutes to figure out what that said

It's Pewds and Puga! :D but still really weird.

My friend's mom told me she said it like 30 years ago, but I actually haven't read up on the story so I dunno anything

If they don't have to protect the citizens, what the heck are they there for

That... That is amazingly clever.

You stare AND run.

Either they are stupid or they mean they made a mistake and regret almost killing themselves, like "I can't believe I came so close to killing myself" but either way... .... ? I dunno

Halo 4. Eh... I think I'll be okay

I think there are laws. There's some kind of law that states if you name your child something that will cause them to have a lot of emotional and/or physical pain inflicted on them they are to be taken away from you