I was surprised at the amount of potheads and such in my marching band

I thought they usually just take them anyway?

Andrew Garfield was in an episode of Doctor Who a couple seasons back

I like my size, actually.

They also mixed up "principal" and "principle"

A guy in my sex ed class actually thinks that pulling out will 100% prevent pregnancy.

"Oh, guess we'll have to cancel school"

I've had bed bugs before. They are awful

The last one's got my city on it. -.- good ol' Charleston

I have this problem daily and I don't want to break their hearts by telling them I've seen it

Nice Dido reference

Julian Smith was the first youtuber I ever subscribed to.

I was forced to play dodgeball today. A girl had a nosebleed before the first round was over. That game is not fun.

It's pathetic how long it took me to actually understand this picture

I don't know why, but I love looking up pictures like this one. It's so beautiful and awful at the same time

I have this problem. I also have to dumb myself down and not use "big" words around my friends, because they can't understand me. -.- oh the perks of being homeschooled for half of your life

One time at marching band practice my band director was giving the trumpets tips, telling them to tighten their lips and really "feel the D". She didn't understand the laughter