I like this. I want more of this.

Drive faster

I'll look just like the freshmen because my locker is just too dang far...

No. I can't explain why, but it would just feel wrong.

Aww. Poor Edward

"Parents should have their children's safety seats inspected for proper installation." - South Carolina Driver's Manual

I had a Venus fly trap once. His name was Rupert, he was five and he died because people kept making his heads close for fun. ._.

Give these to certain teenage girls and they will have to keep their legs closed.

I saw another person store a hamster in theirs.

That's mildly terrifying...

Not gonna lie, I usually look something like this when I'm doing photography projects.

I don't think I'd be able to steer it.

I have dogs and a cat, and I honestly think my dogs are pickier. They're quite spoiled.

I started thinking of draugr.

Well, yeah. But it's worse on other websites.

I'm not sure which one scares me the most

It aggravates me a lot when people text like that. It forces my brain to pause dramatically every sentence.

My family follows me on instagram. I can no longer be my Internet self

I know what I'm doing for Halloween

I don't think I'd be able to be angry at the dog. It's so cute.

I think she's found her calling.

Being pretty doesn't get you into college. It will get you certain jobs, though.