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taratheartist

My name is Tara, and I'm an artist...so, yeah...
I have a dA account if you wanna see my art. Just go here http://tara-the-artist.deviantart.com/

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Perfect description of my girlfriend... Still Love Ya Babe! 6 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

"Used"
"No more pee"

Baconator. 76 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

Because if you make less than minimum wage you don't have any money to spend on things other than phone bills

I think he should pay more attention to his girlfriend 11 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

I thought it said "ANALS"

oh gawd is that a turd in your mouth?! 16 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

Especially after the stuff that happened in the group chat

I don't even know what this means 11 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

Mom's spaghetti

Baconator. 76 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

If minimum wage goes up, then prices of things will inflate too

oh gawd is that a turd in your mouth?! 16 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

I read that your bird steals your penis

*throws cap off* PEACE OUT 9 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

IS ALL IT WILL TAKE *trips coming down the stage*

Googlie mooglie 7 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

Top right: when you let bae have the last piece of food even though you wanted it

A hamster using his balls as a pillow 3 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

Goals

Day 250 of your daily dose of cute: 50 days to 300 8 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

I feel like if theres ever tension in the White House then Obama would go around whispering that into his family member's ears

Things money can't buy 9 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

I literally heard this song for the first time a few hours ago and I immediately thought "there couldn't be a song more country than this"

Things money can't buy 9 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

It may not be able to buy any of those but it can buy a Porsche, which is a close second

Explaining sunsets 32 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

I believe what I want, you believe what you want

BULLSHIT! 14 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

Somewhat off topic but somewhat still on it. Is it normal for girls to experience sleep orgasms?

Trying to walk my drunk mate back home 4 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

I've been the left shark. I embrace it

Art 3 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

*creativity intensifies*

A tattoo artist in Boston wants to tattoo all 151 original Pokemon onto people 14 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

I'll take pidgee, pidgeotto and pidgeot

Lake Hillier, Australia. The only living organism in it, Dunaliella Salina, causes pink 21 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

"Causes pink"
".....causes pink what?"
"Just pink"

When people tell me snakes aren't cute 19 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

I thought it was a boob on the foot. Who knew

When people tell me snakes aren't cute 19 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

Apparently

When people tell me snakes aren't cute 19 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

Snakes have boobs on their heads now

Now I'm kinda dreading the Second Comming 11 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

*pulls out jar of nutella*
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"This is my bone marrow"

Who's gonna die alone now ? 14 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

The couple times I did ride it they never paired me with any singles. I guess it was all pairs that were in line

One proud spider 12 comments

taratheartist · 9 years ago

...the fuck kinda stuff you got coming out of your bum?