Milk dissolves dried blood, it's amazing to watch!
For wet blood, soak in COLD water, maybe with a little vinegar added but that's not essential. Wash in cold water as hot water will 'cook' the proteins and set the stain.
And wear black knick knacks while you're due on and any stains are invisible....

Sorry, that was me- didn't realise I'd been logged out :)

I don't think I'll qualify for one of the hallowed stars on the basis of that post but I thank you :D.
Unless, of course, hundreds of people click on that thumb..... ;) !

Funny posts aren't my forté
Puns like that could get you in treble
Give it a rest
Yeah, I think the joke may be falling flat
This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music
It's no-one else's fault that you aren't that sharp.

*chipmunk named *Rob ;)

It's a LORRY.

Wing mirrors?

A Carlsberg lorry, the same brand as his lager ;)

I think it's only in North America that it's pluralised. Here in Europe it's a non-countable noun. =)

There I was thinking it was a jaguar.

I did, my friend, I really did (and only partly because I wanted one too :D)

Bummer. I looked at about four sites before that one and they were all OOS. I thought that one actually had some. Sorry :)
I guess we've missed the boat a little, if they've all gone before we even saw them.

You can buy one from this website in whatever mood you happen to be in: serious, frivolous or reckless. http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/USB-Retro-Desk-Accessories.html

It's "fewer" if you can count it, i.e. sugar lumps but "less" if you can't: milk, sugar, cream, froth etc.

It can't be; he has a vagina ;)