I pissed on an egg because you told me to

I slept with a banana because I was horny. I SAID THAT WHILE EATING A BANANA IN BED

I bet the creator just made this up for people to be embarassed when they find out slut never meant that and they just said they were....

I never noticed that now I can't unsee. DAMMIT IRONSKY (person who posted)

I'm glad you were maimed

what does the small text say, say no to anorexia?

frank, you had one job

I don't deserve the air here- emo cat

the title?

dismiss and set another alarm

so... how smart is Ke$ha

yup. and when I was younger I thought when a toy wasn't with me it was crying

lsimhbiwfefmtalol

twitter looks nice

I'm a girl and read the text first

YEAH DUDE THIS IS SO ACTION PACKED, I JUST FINSIHED MY POPCORN

powling