I know. so Halloween should be illegal if scooby doo was real

I'll have to bury all my towels

Wait:::: GIVE US r-money. (basically: give us OUR money.....)

it's the nope fish in imnevergoingthere ville

she used it when she said ' do '

despicable me

too bad the instagramers who buy it will snap donuts and themselves instead of waterfalls and special sightings, *sigh*

it could have said 'human' but then it might have had an animal... last 'living creature' ... you'd think it would be an animal IN the room... MOMMY

Taylor swifts dress

reminds me of the rage face when he's just smiling. C :

hi I was just um... In ur closet.... um.... and I kinda, like......KILLED YOUR FAMILY

duh, the crocodiles just rip your dick off. the end. woohoo

haha make more

eh, baseball bat bush wasn't to good for the kids either

RUN BOY, RUN

oh no you ditint' GUUUURRRRRRL,

dentists talk to you because they 1. want to break the silence 2. they've done nothing all day and TRY to be a bit entertained

Franken-logic