Maybe he’s self conscious.

#3 - you have no idea how to make friends

They want you to play some songs on an ocarina.

I slammed & locked my thumb in a car door once. Took me a moment to realise what had happened.

It’s snowing here.

@title ah yes, gunpowder is my favourite animal.

I suppose it could be worse.

That would actually be helpful. If you got in a fight, you couldn’t get your teeth knocked out.

So like a tellycost?

It’s really easy to farm coins at Bowser’s castle though.
Also, if you want all 999 moons, you may have to farm there again.

...But then it ends up taking even longer because the weekend...

Watermark.

Obviously.

Where’s Shop when you need it?

So they’re a little like Skull Kids?

I’d hate that job, I mean, it’s soda pressing.

When it’s random trivia and you’ve learned almost every answer on the quiz from the internet.

I find socks

What would happen to people who share names? Would a random one die or would they all die?

Nope, my siblings act like idiots when they have any alcohol.