Aww look at those beautiful red leaves!

This is me and my husband. Thanks OP now I'm crying :')

Poop free fall

The button one is common in malaysia .-.

My husband and I are the same age

You'll float, too

It's missing a lot of pieces

Itch, itch, itch, itch...
*catch*
Whoa what?
*boop*

Floof pass under floof bridge

If you poop in your hotel bathroom, will you be able to see it floats?

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler. So maybe that's why.

Donal!

Papercut and lime juice

They took each other's souls

That's how a cat get a human

He's her palette for blending makeups

This could go two ways, either they fight a group of sick children or they fight a group of children with candies and chocolates and whatnot till they get diabetes

What about the lizard and spock?

Your bread is gonna be soggy if you leave it like that

Speech: 100

I wanna see them do a headstand with it

What if the meteor is also flat?
*x-files theme song*