It's Edward Scissorhands dear Hippopanonymous!

A Johnny Depp party, what an excellent idea!

Can see a lot in these pants, no hair though.

At this moment, I'm ashamed to be a woman.

What does he give her nowadays for Valentines Day?

I want a panda!!

I just keep laughing!

This baby is a hero!

I'm crying!!!

Boring and waaaay too long.

They can come over to my house anytime!

What's with the door?

Impressive you are able to joke about such a sad fact!

Couldn't have been more in bed even if you tried!

You sound like my Mum...

With that much make up on, I look beautiful too.

How come I feel like eating pizza?

See. Skin shouldn't hold us back.

She just wants to eat her.

I always loved Bill Cosby. Now I know why.

I'm crying. I shouldn't.

So worth it!

Not my Mother.

I love this guy hiding behind it's girlfriend. No independent lady (*sings*) can comment on him.