That is heartbreaking.

Dad jokes at its finest!

I even called my car, my lovely car, Rick.

<3

Goal shall not be reached tonight.

Good seat for your mother in law.

He's humping it, isn't he?

Wow, her parents must be so proud.

That is just adorable! (Also, please don't cry. The world is beautiful, it just needs your smile.)

It's sad that we still are unable to give everyone the feeling they're lover. We fail as a society. Nobody should feel suicide is the best option.

Isn't that the song from Adele?

What an amazing picture!

About to wake someone cause I can't stop laughing!

The trick question.

Was it vanilla?

Because they can't freakin' stand them.

Women too.
Here I am, it's 4:00AM.

It's an iCloud.

I hope that after this, you'll find the end of the rainbow.

Wow. Just wow.

Good fat, that is.

Like the movie 'Lola rennt'.