I wish I got texts like this!

This must be rather upsetting for her.

I give you guys so much time. Mostly at night. Loosing not only time but also sleep. See how precious you are?

Kind of how I want my life to be. Come close but keep some distance.

My man is gonna hate me but he's so getting this card from me next time!

Judging her face, can't say she's 90% happier.

Hey, I still have to sleep tonight!

It has so much value.

And therefore she has no money left to have a real hair dresser take care of her tresses.

That freaky laughter in the night?
Yup, that's me. Sorry for waking anyone up!

A human version wouldn't be too bad either!

He's very brave (not neglecting others in similar circumstances).

No matter how many clips I watch of exploding airbags, I can't really find the fun part. It's me, I know. Google would probably tell me I am getting old, am depressed or pregnant.

I miss such cards here in The Netherlands.

Trust me, 'just a talent' is not enough for this level of blending! All others: totally agree.

So, now all races can get shot over nothing.

Sighing is good for the airways.

You'd think Malaysia had more inportant things to focus on. Something with planes, for example.

I should have peed in the bathroom, and before opening this site.

Who needs hair conditioner anyway.

My Grandmother's came up today. Won't unfriend her. I love seeing her, as this is the only way left.

Noooooooooooooo...!

How adorable!