The hobbit

Green a mario

I thought it would be the other way around

Am I the only one who read all of that with an english accent

"Don't eat us!"

No?

Cris

The title!!

Whats up with that baloon

Me

The life of an introvert

You let your cat use Sauron as a scratching post!!

A wizard is never late
He arrives precisely when he means to

When you wake up ten seconds before it goes off

I would love a friend like that

They've been turned into cupcakes
Why did you have to murder them

Didn't we invent the internet too.
Why don't I know everything

I can't tell if he is eating it or whether he the flowers are be excreted from his mouth

I woke up once and wondered why it was two in the morning and there was a sun outside

My ex told me that a guy tried break into someone's house through the skylight. The skylight broke through and the guy who was breaking in sued the people who owned the house for having crappy skylights. He got away with it

Then cleans up mess created by said children

Dis clock
I want dis clock