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You can always count on Alfred to at least try to fix a mess 10 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
He always makes me think of Woodhouse
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50 nerds of grey 6 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
As a fellow nerd, this really hits it home!
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I can't tell if this funny or offensive 4 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
Little bit of both, but it still made me laugh
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That went exactly where I thought it would 10 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
I was thinking of that, but for me I would have to wait a really long time for the year to add up
Confused baby flamingo 3 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
IT'S SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE!
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Da fuq did I just read? 9 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
The feels.
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That went exactly where I thought it would 10 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
Yeah, i know. I was going to to 2016 but it is still too late for that.
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I honestly hope someone is stupid enough to believe this 17 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
One time I breathed oxygen and now i have tetanus.
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Delicate matters 9 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
Nice strategy
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That went exactly where I thought it would 10 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
Kinda scared for 2017 because 2+0+1+7 is 10. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 8 more nipples.
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Watch out, Oprah 3 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
I wish Drake and Josh never ended. :'(
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This convo-cake 4 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
OH, THANK YOUN FOR CLARIFYING
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Deadpool ftw 5 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
OMG, i can't wait to see it!!!
This convo-cake 4 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
Why do they talk in all caps?
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A horrifying twist 1 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
YESS, I WOULD SO WATCH THIS!!!
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Damn you Frodo 4 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
Better than the actual post. XD
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Cat monorail 7 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
OMG his eyes!!!
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That would explain it 3 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
lol, thats great
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Motivational toast 14 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
my son is now dead because of toast.......TOAST
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Me irl 5 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
this hits a bit too close to home
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I moustache you a question, or should i shave it for late-purr? 11 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
i'll save it purr* later
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Not sure if 8 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
Let's not forget:
How many dead babies does it take to wallpaper a room?
Depends how thin you slice them.
Ancient Egyptians would beg to differ. 6 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
it that written on a bathroom tile?
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Three story tree house 2 comments
termitepie · 8 years ago
it has tree stories
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