Excuse me while I cut down this here mountain.

I'm trying so hard to think of a witty retort to this, some kind of pun, some humour, anything, but there is none. This is just straight up incorrect; You're telling me that all these sluts and chavs who roam the streets stealing from small businesses and smoking weed are actually all thinking 'wow i can't wait to be employed by apple and push humanity forward'
?

I would recommend stuff, but that'd be giving spoilers.

If you click on the guest's name, you can see that all of the spam here is from one person.

I didn't know that the film director one was so common.

I'm sorry but what's the last one?

Can I come aboard the dislike train?

tfios

inb4 PETArds