I love how the people are just like "wow this is amazing I feel so relaxed" as literally the whole world is exploding and falling apart around them.

Someone make a creepypasta of this.

To all the butthurt people: He is a COMEDIAN. He is literally PAID TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE. And for the record, I didn't find the joke funny, but it was still entertaining.

This fucking game I swear. It was about lunchtime that EVERY OTHER PERSON in my school was suddenly playing it and I'm just like "What the fuck is this this is shit THERE ARE INTERNET GAMES WITH THE SAME EXACT MECHANICS WHY IS THIS SUDDENLY POPULAR."

What kind of a question is "are you classified as a human?"? I'm going to ask that to random people I walk by.

Maybe because it has arthritis.

If you think about it, Hitler didn't REALLY do anything wrong.

Wait so where's the punchline?

This was a joke made on a comedy show from this Australian guy about American beer.

Fun fact: It is illegal to die in the houses of parliament (England).

The girl later responded that she didn't mean keep him in terms of boyfriend, just as a best friend and that everyone telling the boy that 'he made it' should stop.

[SIRENS]

North Korea's first attempt at landing men on the sun.