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*fetal position, sobbing quietly*

Damn commies, amirite?

British people commonly use sarcasm, so most american phrases like 'Well this is fun' or 'Oh, really?' etc usually come off as sarcastic to British people.

The concept is cool but there is no real twist to it that would allow for a whole book's plot to be based around it, in my opinion.

I am so using 'It's all turned to custard.'

He has to have been sarcastic, there's no way anyone in their right mind would come onto a place like this site and preach that groping someone is a formidable way of winning a court case, and then 'hopes' that they did it. Either that or he's trolling.

sarcasm
ˈsɑːkaz(ə)m/
noun
the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

No-one deserves this fate.

Yeah, it was you.

"Make every inch of the skin itchy so that he is completely aware of the attack!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Here we go again. *Puts on freedom-proof jacket*

You are the same guest.

*slow claps*