*claps for idiot who misses the joke about missing the joke*

thats what I thought at first, but you can't trust your eyes anymore. But not me! I've broken the conditioning! they can control what we see, but not what we think! wake up people! a good size dog can fly for 600 ft, with a tightened catapult

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yes this is a good song

Aw, the downvotes

What do you mean useless? We probably won't even be on Earth anymore. And if you really believe everything is useless because we're all going to die, why don't you speed up that process for yourself.

Voyager was my favorite. Sue me

Nah, plastic surgery

Now I have to go read the title. Thanks

yes the dirt was already in the script, but that exact line wasn't