I too love the idea of sky whales

Trust me. You are not alone. I live in Australia, so winter for me is fantastic

How dare you not include Bruce Willis!

crime fighting is not skills that pay the bills

That is amazing. If they'd put this in the show it would have been so much better

SOMEONE HAD TO DRAW THIS!

Thor is a god though and some people may still worship him. I think I know a guy who does

Superpowers?

In Australia they're called ice blocks, or just ice cream

teenage mutant MECHA turtles

My quick wit

If Guillermo Del Toro made a Terminator movie, this would be it

Dude, you totally should

I can't tell whether I should like or dislike this post

But that doesn't matter, because if you get within 100 km of a neutron star you will BURN ALIVE!

detective mode engaged

I wish I could do that

The elementals have come back to take back the world that was once theirs

That's what Australian vasectomy adds are

The fact that they didn't put this in age of ultron saddens me

I can even understand most of this as an australian.

Oh sure, when I make a post about this very topic everyone already knows and says I'm an idiot, but when this fucker does it he gets nothing but praise!

Could someone please explain to me anything that this person is saying?

To me, it looks like he's hugging a cardboard cutout of a guy