Hey. I'm a straight male and I have no problem with being jerked off by Bruce Lee.

How. It looks nothing like Nicholas Cage but at the same time looks exactly like him

Well, I just became a lot more depressed than I already was. Thank you for sharing this information and making me realise how miserable I am.

nice

All year I was saying that 2015 was the year of beating the dead horse

Y2K was that big a thing?

not the sex! Oh no! Ps deadpool is an antihero not a superhero.

I tried that once. I started at 9:00am and fell asleep around 3:00am the next day, half way through the last goddamn movie. I woke up and finished around 10:00am.

Powerful

single tear rolls down my eye for humanity

Kanye West calling something self absorbed. Really, Kanye?

This post is perfect

EB games are fucking criminals

You fool. All of the nerds saw star wars as soon as it came out.

He is a national treasure

Karl Stefanovic, Australia's national treasure.

spec ops: the line?

I heard it in my normal inner monologue. STRAYA!

Are we the same person?

Maybe its because you're all older now and too old to appreciate shows designed for children.

Me: Do I have superpowers now?

No one wins in war

This is truly heartwarming