Booty

I thought that was a joke but it really is called the amazing happy birthday candle.

So i can buy more in different colors. Gonna make me some rainbow dogs!

Don't act like you wouldn't have done the same thing in my shoes. Those robes where really fancy.

I think that's Confucius. He had game like you wouldn't believe.

I thought the joke had something to do with the hole in the cake.

The lonely kind

Its just batteries, copper wire, and magnates. This is really easy to do you just need to spend time coiling the wire properly and not just rush through it.

Its probably not a guy.

Hey now. Were not all like that.

This is a picture of the 535 people currently in the American congress. The OP is saying that they should be thrown out.

There sorta the same thing.