This is bound to be one of the most commented posts ever.

The coffee mug is a nice touch.

At least it makes more sense than a sharknado

By reading it you would change the future. It would be useful to see short distances into the future tho.

If you squint it gets faster.

Run, jump, and catch those vines. Nothing truly good and worth while comes easy and these kind off things often require a leap of faith. Even if it seems downright suicidal.

This feels a little like a hitch hikers guide to the galaxy reference.

look out we got a bad ass overhear. Breakin all the rules

Then as soon as you get used to driving you'll accidentally start speeding without noticing.

Sometimes when i see a comment page like this one, full of guests. I wonder if its just the same lonely person. Commenting over and over again arguing with themselves. Go make accounts!!!

Out east its called a mcdank

The knobs turned to the death setting.

I SWEAR IM NOT CRAZY!!! Just take the vest off so we can talk like civilized people.

We found this bag of catnip in your room.

I got it from some stranger at the park. He was just giving it out i couldn't help myself.

That sounds like a new dub step song.

I aint even mad.

Darth sidious owns the advertising company.

You should have break checked him hard.

Its as we feared you have diabetes. I wonder why.....

I stared at this for 10 minutes thinking its one of those hidden picture things (like the movie mall rats). 9 hour shifts turn me into a retard.