I have a Mrs. Potts teapot

I love some people.

Guess who I'd marry on the spot? I'm not even kidding. I would find someone who could perform the ceremony in under five minutes.

Diabeetus.

When I first moved to South Africa, I saw these all over the place and they confused me sooo much.

I don't understand the amount of talent that artists have.

This has a great deal of accuracy in life.

I'm from South Africa and I get asked this all the time

*drool*

My favourite thing about this is that the second logical step is "sloth in a space suit"

I've been expecting this.

Miniature killer - CSI

This makes me laugh so much

Yes...timing...not photoshop.

I SEE HIM

This is exactly true.

"Girlfriend"

I fail to see any major difference.