The average human isn't trying

He's gonna smash her *wink* *wink*

Still waiting to be loved by someone *taps watch*

In the meat grinder

These actually exist though we have some in my history class

I never really thought of how shitty this is

No it's a kabuto trying to evolve

Yeah because I turned it off on purpose cuz I'm giving up on life

It went unnoticed because, for once, people didn't lose their minds over them being gay

Screw you

That's because after buying it, you won't ever be able to pay for parking

I'm already thatoneguy

But ps4 and Xbox one can't make any of those things

Wow a four year old without an iPhone. Kinda uncommon now..

Called it

"Herbert's abortion clinic, no fetus can beat us! how may I help you?"

Huh, kinda like the real media.

A lot of my friends will just wear basketball shorts to school (they don't play basketball) and they ask me why I dont. I just say that I'd prefer to look like I actually care.

Yeah if he was able to run in the racing games he would always win

OH NO I JUST REALIZED ITS TEST DAY DAMMIT

HELL TO THE YES

Black ice cream sandwich. Nah...

What channel was this