Putin is the bomb

Nah it'd be something paradoxical where they just all sit calmly, to the audience's dismay, and chat conversationally.

Smfh= shaking my fucking head

Same is true of the heart

They're called deadlines because they are dead to me.

I better write my name

Why is he barefoot?!

Friendzoned

Not true. I work better early in the morning.

Peter Pan, I'll be your Wendy any time.

I didn't see it the normal way for the longest time *getting eyes/brain checked*

But then I'll try doing it in real life and it'll look like shit

And look at that greedy mother fucker ready to take what he thinks is his

Whoa dude

Maybe today I'll eat healthy and work out....... nah

Anne Frank say what

evif
now I know that makes no sense but my though process would be 2+2 can't equal 5 because that's too simple so it must be five only not spelled forward, this is a big test, so going big means five backwards....or evif

Heart shaped.... I see what you did there -__-

"Keep your tampons in your damn vaginas"

http://www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/2012/images/12-03-07/BaloneyDetection-by-Daniel-Loxton.jpg

I once put "42"and received full credit

"How did I get here?"

I do awkward shit like this all the time

Same with Ba Ba Black Sheep

When you've got a mouthful of food and someone asks you a question