I dont like pumpkin pie either

no, its misandry.

less gross, more awful

yeah, she could crack the whole egg in them, shell and all.

well, technically they were her brownies and she could do what she wants with them. it is the thief's fault for taking them, if he/she is allergic. Besides, if they are allergic to something, they shouldn't be taking other people's things on the slight chance that the allergen has contaminated it.

a job as an English teacher

some of them are, a lot of them act like it

they'd eventually automatically lose, so maybe the chances aren't so high

invading the desert during the summer?

There's a book called Tease by Amanda Maciel that follows the story of a mean girl after the girl she bullied committed suicide and the mean girl is blamed and hated.

he's gorgeous. I was so glad that he lived in the movie.