Or so help me god*

You forgot cry and text anyone who is also awake

And guess what in scientific communities the word theory means it has empirical (sorry if I spelt that wrong) evidence behind it, testing, and observation. The only difference between a theory and a law in science is one is mathematically provable and seen with empirical evidence, and was probably written by Newton, and the other just has empirical evidence. And hypothesis is the scientific equivalent of the more common use of theory.

"Hide and seek" and "someone I used to know"
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And most fob, p!atd, and mcr songs...

Well in America we have like 5 companies that own a monopoly over internet providers and also Bernie isn't a fucking communist because that's what this is implying *jazz hands*

That vag jewelry tho

Chubby is alright, depends on how fat tho. Obesity is not healthy, and while we're on this topic, anorexia isn't either.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT'S IN THE BAR AGAIN

This is exactly what happened right

Yep. You're following the rules. No moving a pet if they're sleeping.

I know I'm probably gonna get hate for this, and this post is super sweet, but its not bravery. If someone is always pointing a gun at your head, and tells you to that they will shoot whenever they feel like it, then you're going to try and enjoy everything and anything you can before you get shot.

*British accent* Brilliant, sir. Gracious.

It's actually not funny because it isn't true. It's called a fucking representative democracy

"The tables have turned, bitch"

What about the pointing?

When your mom finds something in a place you FUCKING KNOW YOU LOOKED IN BUT THE SECOND SHE'S THERE SHE FINDS IT IN .001 SECONDS.

Me in math class

GODDAMNIT IM ON MOBILE AND THE PICTURE WON'T LOAD WHAT IS ITTTTT