I do that to Whoville all the time

Black Friday doesnt have that great of deals and it's funny how it happens the day after we are supposed to be thankful

He looks exactly like my cat

The fact that you even have to ask me is PROOF of your ignorance

Maleficent was the ONLY person in the entire kingdom that wasnt invited. She gave King Stephon a change to right his wrong by simply apologizing and he insulted her instead. They deserved the curse

Just because I said no to you, glimmora, doesnt mean I'm unfuckable.
Ladies, I have a dog named Max and I have my very own mountain PLUS I'm covered in hair so you'll never be cold.
Call me </3

This was delightful

He polished his face

Rollercoasters are awesome

Congratulations, you helped solve the gun issue!

I think a law should be passed for any mass shooter to NOT have their face and name spread across the news. They want infamy so let's deny it

When I want to pet my cat but he denies me

I dunno if they still do this, but if you were on their website and clocked the exclamation point, it would do the Yahoo yodel

Looks fine to me

I hope this is staged. If not, hopefully the photographer showed the boyfriend

Dragoarte doesn't speak English so a lot of his comics dont have dialogue

I feel ya fam

If you're down to two choices flip a coin. More often than not, you'll catch yourself thinking "dont be [RESTAURANT]"
If that's the case then you will know where to go before the coin decides for you

When your teacher says you only have 5 math problems for homework, but each one has 10 sub categories

This is a wonderful looking cake. Very lifelike