At least he didn't JIZZ. IN. HIS PANTS

I can see this actually happening

Hes such a good dad

He just disappeared

What a dumb bitch. I bet she looks at oranges and is like "good to see you mr president"

I'll respectfully shoot a terrorist in the face

Hilarious

A noose

Iggy is shit* and has zero talent

The dude in the background with the blue jacket is really enjoying the plot

That's how I always feel so I git rid of the mirrors

How do we know it wasnt?

Died at 57. That's not even that old. Such a great man

If it was next to your pillow then they knew you wrote it. Still nice of them to buy it anyway

Who is this woman

You spelled grammar right, so you're doing a great job so far

Pepsi bottle
A coca cola glass
I dont give a damn

This is really easy to do. All you have to do is emotionally put down others and make them feel like shit. Then your tiny little ego will get a major boost. The best place to do this is retail stores because we all know they cant escape

It just means they're stupid