the_grinch

the_grinch


Christmas is for peasants

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But it’s the land of the free 1 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
Where else am I supposed to put them? The garbage?? That's disrespectful
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Flawless victory 2 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
It's been 63 the last 2 days, but starting tomorrow it drops down to 40 then back to single digits
Lovely
What's happening? 4 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
I'm laughing my ass off that kid was so confident
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The more you know 4 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
Popeyes? That's baby chicken
Raising Caines is where it's at fam
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Innovation 8 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
I used to catch people trying that all the time. I'm always watching
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Wholesome 3 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
This guy is so funny
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Placid hoc Moose 9 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
Theaters dont make any money off the ticket sales. Those go to whichever movie they watched. That's why the drinks and snacks are so expensive because it's the only way for the theater to survive
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I like this one more 1 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
I'm down with this idea
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Establish dominance 8 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
That's so metal
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Mexican Ajolote meets How To Train Your Dragon 6 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
I'm so scared that this movie will be like the butterfee episode
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MY HOMETOWN MADE THE NEWS! I'm laughing so hard 3 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
Lol I moved fam. I'm in st Louis, so depending on the direction, I'm around 6 hours away
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I am surprised how women don't drown in their own blood. 16 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
Also, women don't drown during periods because it's coming from their vaginas and not their lungs
· Edited 5 years ago
Yup, sounds about right. 4 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
This was a great video.
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I made a background for my phone so the apps blend in with it 3 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
Ah, pocket camp, I havent played that in ages
Me 37 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
Guess I'm a white woman.
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Polar vortex in Midwest causing schools to close 7 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
Ooohhh lol you're welcome
Polar vortex in Midwest causing schools to close 7 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
Midwesterner here: there are polar winds coming down that's giving everyone record breaking chill weather. Base temp is -8 with wind chills up to -40.
Cities are trying to make warm shelters for the homeless because it's possible to get frostbite within 5 to 10 minutes of being outside.
Have to keep water dripping to prevent it from freezing and open cabinets I'm kitchen to help send heat to the pipes.
Lots of fun
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Polar vortex in Midwest causing schools to close 7 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
Good thing the circles are there. I almost missed the joke
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Try not to cry 3 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
It's not nice to talk about yourself like that
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Definitely a rollercoaster 3 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
I had a cat that had FIV. Even if your housecat never comes into contact with other cats, they have a tiny chance of developing it. Had to put her down because theres no cure
I dont think so 2 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
"Heres your change. You'll have to remove the sandwich from the starving child to get it"
Me and my d*ck at night after masturebating three times in a row 3 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
When you're in the mood but your man isn't
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Modern incarceration 29 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
The southern border is not a national emergency and Trump pulling the "national emergency powers" shit as a way to get his wall is a severe abuse of power
The wall wont stop the immigration
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Meanwhile in Eastern Europe 3 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
Dammit now my pork is going to be tained with child. I hope shes vaccinated
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X-ray of a flying bat 6 comments
the_grinch · 5 years ago
A dinosaur