"Dumbass"
-Red Foreman

When you swim in a creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray

I met a guy at the denver comicon once that did this, except he actually carried a woman dressed as yzma. I still have the photo

IZUMI YAS

I've been thinking about this meme a lot. It's one of my favorites

Cocaine is a helluva drug

*bawls rivers*

Or a smart murderer

That's because you had it out in the open. You didnt even try. Now if you tied the noose to it and put it in the pantry or the garage, then you'd be playing properly

My thoughts: "shit. Gotta sneak so the damn Falmer dont hear me"

If a small dick fits her sister perfectly then that makes you a pedophile

These comics are so adorably weird

Cant they send another robot that can replace the batteries of the old one or at least something to charge it? Then when it wakes up itll have another robot buddy

Sorry, slut, but you deserve to be called out. Theres no excuse for cheating

I fucking LOVE mass effect

If you're already gay and drink it then you'll become a part of Richard Simmons' harem

Germ X will take that right off without damaging the car