"Why are you smoking? Dont you know that will kill you?"
-Well did you know my gramma lived to be 110 years old?
"No. How did she do it?"
-By minding her own fucking business

I'm the son of a 3rd generation farmer
I've been married 10 years to the farmer's daughter
I'm a God fearin' hard workin' combine driver
Hoggin' up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a luggin' 5 miles an hour
ON MY INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER

Octopi*

The movie isnt that bad. It's no oscar film, but its charming in its own way
If you want to talk about bad movies then I would suggest Krampus 2. The bee movie will look like genius compared to that

I'm not going to watch it. Disney needs to create more origional ideas than continuing with "live action remakes"

No one is going to believe that. If you cheat and get caught by getting pregnant, then win up to it. You'll earn .1% of respect back by doing so than continuing to lie

This is the same thing posted yesterday, but with more words

It's collective spirits of all the giraffes that have been poached. The giraffe is now an endangered species

I dropped out. I coukdnt handle the stress and I was so depressed I damn near killed myself
But I'm ok now so dont worry

Looks like they'll need a hand to fix it

If he sick then he should get some medicine

I'm 100% gay for Danny. His voice is so beautiful plus hes funny

Yuuuuuuup that's why I walk around them

Omg I need these

*slow clap*
What an inspiration

Kat doesnt vaccinate?

They're so adorable

I'm allergic to cats and dogs yet I own a cat lol nothing except death will stop me

I'm allergic to pepper so I cant do that

It was a good movie but WAY over hyped

A solid 1.5
Come at me ladies

You are acute tea pie

The piano wasnt just right

WHAT A SPLENDID PIE
PIZZA PIZZA PIE
EVERY KINUTE EVERY SECOND
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY