Story time from grandpa:
I once went into a bar and sat in front of the bartender. As I was ordering, a man sits next to me and starts smoking. When I say smoking, I dont mean ordinary smoking.
He would finish a single cigarette in triple the time an average man would go though it. Then he pulls out another and another. I dont smoke, and frankly, I had had enough.
So I look to the guy and say, "wanna earn $10?"
The man looked at me and nodded. I asked to borrow his cigarette carton and he handed it to me. I pulled out a single cigarette and set it on top of the open carton with the filter end hanging over the edge if the carton.
I told him I could chop the end of the cigarette, have it snap on the air, and land in its origional location within the carton. The guy doubts and looks happy, for him earning $10 seems like an easy win. He says, "Impossible."
So I bring my hand slowly towards the carton with my hand sideways. I carefully aim and wait for him to look impatient. *continued*

Mother nature has learned to bust pot heads

And the one angry guy in the middle that's way too involved

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4 adults and 1 baby

Is that a mummy or an artists interpretation?

How do you have the time?
*reached 300 hours on red dead 2*

Sent this to my fiance because hes italian. He sent me a photo of his middle finger hahaha

Everyone has the right to reject who they dont like. If other people say otherwise then they're delusional

Ms. Purrfect

That thing just bulldozed through that snow as if it was just a wheat field

Dat booty

Well beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Too bad I wear glasses. That shit ugly

Dont judge me because I'm fabulous

How you place the roll is dependent on whether or not you own a cat

You might have to explain for the gen z

Their friendship is amazing

That's actually d) I feel threatened. Stay away

Omg

I dont want hardcore difficulty, just less hand holding

I hate talking g to people so I would be one of those people

If it wasn't for the title I wouldn't've understood the joke