A natural strawberry font 3 comments
the_grinch
· 5 years ago
I love strawberries and strawberries love me
Is it just me 2 comments
That's not how it works pal 3 comments
Who wants cheesecake for birthday? 5 comments
When you open front facing camera 4 comments
Jesus wants a hug 5 comments
the_grinch
· 5 years ago
Satsuki: I want a huge allowance and breasts… when I get older.
Hajime: And when I get older, I want to fondle said breasts
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Hajime: And when I get older, I want to fondle said breasts
Jesus wants a hug 5 comments
This is genius 5 comments
the_grinch
· 5 years ago
My siblings ages goes like this from youngest to oldest: 16, 17, 18, 20, 21, 24, 25 (me), 26, 26, 26
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This is genius 5 comments
the_grinch
· 5 years ago
My mom said each chicken nugget gives her a chance to get pregnant. Child me was so sick of my large number of siblings that I 100% believed her just because I didnt want to risk it
For those curious, I have 9 siblings. 1 full sibling that died, 4 step siblings, and 4 half siblings. My mother is on her third husband who already had 3 kids.
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For those curious, I have 9 siblings. 1 full sibling that died, 4 step siblings, and 4 half siblings. My mother is on her third husband who already had 3 kids.
How though 4 comments
the_grinch
· 5 years ago
My cats would just chee on them honestly. They're very good kitties except when it comes to paper
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Noxious aboriginal quiet Jay 5 comments
the_grinch
· 5 years ago
My depression is linked to my bipolar disorder. When I get depressed it's more like I'm plagued with eternal boredom and 1 minute feels like an entire work day.
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Relatable? 1 comments
the_grinch
· 5 years ago
Psh. I can do better
*hands homeless man social security card*
Have fun, buddy
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*hands homeless man social security card*
Have fun, buddy
Russia everybodyyyy 3 comments
Hot 5 comments
the_grinch
· 5 years ago
I've been unemployed for a month and dis is me lol I start my new job on the 3rd so it's all good. Had plenty of money saved up so my unemployment is just an extra long vacation
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Link? 7 comments
Checkmate libtards 4 comments
the_grinch
· 5 years ago
*shouts to fiance in other room*
BABE! IS SEX REAL?
*shouts back*
IF IT ISNT THEN IM CALLING WHAT WE DO "SAUCY SLAPPING"
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BABE! IS SEX REAL?
*shouts back*
IF IT ISNT THEN IM CALLING WHAT WE DO "SAUCY SLAPPING"
reeeeeee 4 comments
the_grinch
· 5 years ago
They dont have teeth meant for mashing. They gotta whip their prey around so they can RIP it into pieces small enough to be swallowed whole
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The struggle is real 7 comments