Plot twist it's me

Am I the only one who thought it meant an entirely different kind of lip...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This was the story of my life at the beach today

PETAAAAA

I find this offensive

This accurately sums up my day today :(

Wtf some of these aren't even right

NO STOP IT

"shavingryansprivates"

I AM that one person :(

Her dad shouldn't have sprayed his white stuff

I'm not sure what to say about this

Vodka actually comes from the Russian word "voda" meaning water soooo...

Ich denke Deutsch ist eine wunderbar Sprache

Tbf that's a whisper confession. I'm pretty sure you can't choose the image on Whisper...?

That's speed tape. It's an extremely durable aluminium tape used to make MINOR repairs before the aircraft goes for servicing. It costs hundreds to thousands of dollars per roll and is capable of expanding and contracting under extreme temperatures. Theaeroplanegirl saves the day again. The more you know.

I thought the Peter Pettigrew one said "spineless people will always turn you on"