Wait. If every hot dog is 2$ then buying two of them would give you 4$. Why does the sign say 2 for 5$. That's stupid

Night Vale

Me as a pizza. Fresh and tasty but a huge dissapointment

It's so clever

What about the radio?

Doesn't Cleverbot always put capitalization and punctuation on everything?

It's smiling to you

Did you eat it at least?

As a clumsy female that prefers wings, I relate

That had the potential to be epic

That would be horrifying to eat! It's so cute

Skinny dipping would be a whole new adventure

Are you god?

Funsubstance commenters have their priorities straight

What's the point of owning a hairless cat? Do you really want a creature with baggy skin and the texture of an old man'a armpit cuddling up with you?

My cousin once squeezed a hamster so tight the eyes fell out

Reminds me of a book I read, The Clockwork Angel

"I don't think these are costumes, Scoob"

"And that body" "Those tits" if Disney was accurate

Which came first?

Are we not going to talk about the chair?

Listening to pandora at night